Skate (i.e., real blades on real ice)? Build Model Trains? Ride Real Trains? Write Software? Write Fiction? Loathe Microschlong Win-Doze? Love Music? Set Type? Play the Piano? Play the Organ (i.e., real pipes)? Like Bad Jokes? Have a voracious appetite for books? Work on Video Productions? Watch Star Trek? Hand-Code your own Web Pages?