James Lampert's Department of Jokes

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A hartebeest (see picture) walks into a bar.

Picture of a hartebeestPhotographs by J. Lampert, (C) 1997.

The bartender takes one look at him, and asks,

Another picture of a hartebeestPhotographed at the San Diego Wild Animal Park.

"Why the long face?"


What do you call it when a Roman Catholic priest celebrates Communion in an intensive care unit?

Fire in the Church!

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Revised November 24, 2003

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